Contributed and Written by Jorge Delaflor

So everyone is always claiming which microphone is the best for the buck. Well the truth is it all comes down to personal preference, and not only personal preference but its also gonna depend on your voice. Not everyone has the deep strip club DJ voice so we're all gonna sound different on every mic. As we all know the popular Shure SM58 is probably one of the most durable and best sounding when it come to singing either with a live band or simply karaoke, this of course includes both wired and wireless. However as most of you KJ's will agree that you probably don't wanna use a wireless SM58 or AKG for karaoke, not unless you're rich and love throwing money away. What I have found out is that AKG makes a wired microphone called the D5 which is in the same price range as the SM58 and sounds just as great if not better in my opinion. I don't have a very deep voice and I do notice that on an SM58 I have to add a little bass on my mixer board just to get a fuller voice. Unlike the AKG D5 it sounds alot fuller without sounding muffled and without having to make adjustments to the board, not to mention the head seems to be a bit more solid than the SM58. If you go online and see the specs you will see that they are roughly the same but again, if you wanna have a fuller sound on your voice whether its singing or just announcing then AKG D5 is the way to go.

Auxpareoke - Getting caught with your girlfriend by your wife at the local karaoke bar.

Barelyoke - When someone sings into the mic but you still can't hear them.

Bareoke - Singing au naturel (in the buff).

Blareoke - When the music is WAY TOO LOUD!

Bloodymaryoke - Any show that lasts until daylight.

Brokey-oke - Singing withdrawals suffered the weekend before you get paid.

Buryoke - Any song that has been done to death and is pulled from the lists.

Carry-No-Key - A description of bad singers.

Chairoke - A person who sits to sing so they can hide behind the monitor.

Cherryoke - A first time karaoke singer.

Dareoke - A "friend" picks out a song that you have never tried.

Derrieroke - Randomly pulling a song title out of your butt and trying to sing it.

Fairoke - When a new song turns out to be OK and you'll try it again.

Fareoke - A venue that charges you to sing or makes you pay a cover charge.

Frustrateoke - Trying to hear the singer on the mic above the off-key person next to you.

Gerioke - Karaoke for the elderly.

Glareoke - Unable to read the monitor because there is a spotlight in your face.

Guessaoke - When you thought you know a song by heart and mess up the words.

HariKari-oke - Equating the fear of singing with suicide.

Holyoke - Gospel music at a bar.

Impairaoke - When dancers on the floor block your view of the monitor.

KA (Karaokians Anonymous) - A recovery group for Karaoke Junkies.

KDT's - What a Karaokian goes through if unable to sing karaoke once a week.

Karaokia - A planet where Karaoke Junkies are born, live, and prosper singing karaoke 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Karaokian - A resident of Karaokia.

Karaokian Follower - Believing there "really" is a planet named Karaokia and your "Mother Ship" is coming back for you.

Karaoke Junkie - One who "must" sing karaoke at least once a week or they'll "die".

Kamikazi-oke - Sliding your finger down the catalog list and diving into it unprepared.

KaraChainSmokie - A nervous condition that occurs before trying out a new song.

Karachokie - Having to end a verse short due to saliva going down the wrong tube.

Karanookie - What every guy prays for after any given night of singing.

Karaslowpokie - A KJ who takes forever to get the next song up.

Karasmokie - A KJ who abuses the fog machine, making it impossible to sing.

Karateoke - When a singer does an Elvis song with leg kicks, arm thrusts, etc.

Karayuckie - The song that makes you run for the bathroom or a smoke break.

Naryoke - A town that doesn't have a karaoke venue.

Nearoke - You set up the show and no one will sing.

Not-there-eoke - When the next person you call up has left without telling the KJ.

Prairieoke - Too many country songs in a row.

Retalioke - When you laughed at a singer and he waited out back to kick your butt.

Scaryoke - Attempting a song for the first time and you're pretty sure it's gonna' suck.

Scateoke - The uncontrollable urge to improvise during musical breaks.

Shareoke - When you and some friends "tag-team" through a song.

Shareoke(2) - Wandering around with a cordless mic to get others to sing with you.

Stareaoke - Waiting for the gal in the super-low cut blouse to take a bow after her song.

Solitaireoke - When the KJ is forced to sing 'cause there are no sign-ups.

Sorryoke - Events that make you wish you had stayed at home.

Speedaroke - Getting as many singers up as possible in the last hour of the gig.

Stumbleaoke - Tripping while going up on stage to sing.

Swearoke - Someone who changes the lyrics in order to cuss for the hell of it.

Swearoke(2) - Any song sung deliberately to offend.

Tokoyokie - Walking into an all Japanese sing along.

Unfairoke - The person who always complains after losing a contest.

Waryoke - You get up to sing in a group song but no way will you get near the mic.

Wastoidoke - Someone who is too drunk to sing.

Wearyoke - The third time you hear the same songin a single night.

Whereoke - Frantic search for a singing fix when a karaoke junkie visits a new town.

Whoreoke - A person who offers sex for an extra turn in the rotation.

from dogandpony.com

Everyday we hear of layoffs, bankruptcy and other bad economic news. The one thing that remains constant and even seen improvements are the local bars, pubs and brewery.

Are bars recession proof?

It is a given that people are going out less, but still beer sales have increased. Some have even increased in the double digits.

Chip McElroy — president of Austin’s Live Oak Co., said "People are not giving up their quality beer..."

Paul Gatza, director of the Brewer’s Association, said Southern and South Central U.S. brewers have seen about 16 percent growth over the previous year.

There is also a Texas bill that could be passed later this year. If passed, sales could sky rocket even more. The proposed bill allows Texas craft breweries to sell ale directly to patrons, a change that brewers say could boost revenues and allow breweries to more fully develop tourism as part of their business models.

source: http://rss.msnbc.msn.com/id/29382588/

We all have been feeling the effects of this down economy. People are in a tizzy as a "Don't want to be named" rapper told me. Most DJs and KJs are grappling for any jobs that pop up. Now if you're one of those people that are fine and have people waiting for your service, props to you. This list will probably be beneficial to you also - so Read on. This article is from hypebot.com

100 Free & Affordable High & Low Tech Music Promotion Tips

1. 
   Never leave promotion to the other guy. Depending on your point of view don't count on the label, band or publicist to do their jobs. Do it yourself or it may not get done.



2. Know your niche market(s) or hire/befriend someone who does.



3. Always think of the fans first when making decisions.



4. Start early.  Pre-promote. It allows time for viral buzz (aka free promotion) to build and ensures you’ll get you a larger share of a discretionary spending.



5. Take the time and spend the money to get a great publicist to get free media.



6. Produce great promotional material and send it out early and often.  Don’t wait until they need it.



7. Email lists must be your new religion. Make sign up simple and easy to find. Put it visibly on the top half of the front page and watch it grow.



8. Segment your email lists (genre, location) to fight email burnout.



9. Produce and send great e-cards. The best ones get forwarded to others



10. Make your web site a destination by keeping it updated and including news, giveaways, polls and things to make it worth visiting.



11. Put your promo online in downloadable form for easy access by the media and your fans.



12. Enable and encourage others to do your promo for you.  Ask fans to put up flyers and send out emails. Put a poster online as a free downloadable PDF for fans to use.



13. Create, utilize and reward a street team. Here’s a short article on the subject.



14. Talk to people and take informal polls. Have they seen your ads? Where?  Did they grab them and provide useful information? Survey your audience via email, on the web and at shows.



15. Add a free poll to your web site or blog via http://www.yourfreepoll.com.



16. Get every free listing everywhere you can no matter how obscure or far away.  Maintain an extensive “listings” email list and use it.



17. Enhance the value of press releases by always attaching a photo or graphic file or a link to one.



18. Aggressively seek sponsorships. Big sponsorships are great, but no sponsorship is too small to consider even if its just cross promotion in ads or free give aways.



19. Always think yourself as a brand that needs to be defined, marketed, and protected.



20. Try local cable TV. Some local spots on Fuse or other targeted channels go for as little as $7 each.  Check out Spotrunner, dMarc or your local cable company.



21. Try local internet advertising via Google Adsense, Facebook or local web sites. MySpace is adding targeted advertising early 2008.



22. Advertise on internet radio and blogs that serve your market.



23. Create consistency by creating ad mats and radio spots beds.



24. Sponsor non-commercial radio and get mentions. NPR is great, but don’t forget college radio.



25. Think out of the box with radio tie-ins. Rry talk radio for a classic rock or jazz radio for a fusion.  Radio stations want to expand their audience too.



26. Co-brand. Celtic Music with an Irish bar or specialty shop or metal with a tattoo parlor. Worry less about money and think more about exposure.



27. Sponsor somebody else’s event. Consider trading sponsorships.



28. Create your own affordable net radio station on Live 365.



29. Add a blog to your website to keep content fresh. Blogger.com has free tools.



30. Go viral and post on related list-servers and discussion groups.



31. Can't find the right discussion group? Start your own discussion group for free at Yahoo or Google Groups.



32. Get on both MySpace and Facebook and stay active. Don’t just
    set it up and forget it. Update it and promote it. Make it worth
    visiting. iLike and others are creating services to help you keep track and update more than one site at a time.



33. Make everything you do an event. What holiday is near?  Is it a band member birthday? An anniversary near?



34. Consider the internet your new best friend. Study it, learn from it, explore it and use it



35. Run contests for best poster design or homemade video. Share all the entries on the web.



36. Produce monthly or even weekly podcasts.  Consider having it produced cheaply or in trade for tickets, etc, by a local college DJ.



37. Do anything you can think of to enhance the consumer experience.



38. Give stuff away – backstage passes, seat upgrades, seats on stage, tix to the sound check, mp3’s of live songs.



39. In the entertainment business perception can be reality. Is your show
    the biggest, best, loudest, “most talked about”?  Then be sure to tell
    the world that it is.



40. Enhance and monetize the
    hard core fan experience with a Platinum level fan club that offers
    exclusive downloads, pre-orders, insider news, preferred seating at
    shows, etc.



41. Go old school and cut through email overload by also faxing calendars and press releases. Use a free computer based fax broadcast service.



42. Don't just send announcements to the main stream press but include bloggers, internet radio, record stores, colleges and even large offices.



43. Make your faxes look like mini-posters worth hanging up.



44. Fly a plane with a banner over someone else’s event.P



45. Park a van or truck with a banner on a main street or across from a show by a similar act.



46. Buy a billboard for an event or series of shows.  Place it strategically near a competitor or across from a college campus.



47. Use one of the cheap automated phone answering services advertised in the classifieds to set up a special phone line for your schedule.



48. Pass a clipboard(s) around before a show to capture emails or do a survey.



49. Meet your fans face to face and ask them for feedback but how you can serve them better.



50. Try the good old fashioned US mail occasionally.  It actually gets peoples attention.



51. Promote “After Parties” that are cheap or free with a concert ticket. This allows you to extend your brand or even tag onto someone else's at low cost.



52. Hand out flyers on the way out of the live shows.



53. Capture info from any one who make a purchase particularly ticket buyers.



54. Ask your web visitors questions. Polls are free and easy to set up with sites like PollDaddy.



55. Sell merchandise at affordable prices. It’s branding that someone else pays for.



56. Get creative with your merchandise – don’t just sell shirts.  Try flip books, for example



57. You can add variety to your merchandise with no upfront costs using CafePress or Zazzle.



58. In this age of too much info and media, work to make yourself a trusted gatekeeper for your genre(s) of music. Use newsletters, blogs, tips, links, internet radio, and more. Don't just write about yourself. Write about things people who care about you also care about.



59. Carry a video camera everywhere and post short videos on YouTube.com and elsewhere of live shows, interviews, backstage, etc.



60. Create your own related niche blogs or web sites (for example MidWestmetal.com or NightlifeDetroit.com  or FansOf____.com). You can make yourself the only (or primary) advertiser, but keep it real with info and news from others.



61. Send thank-you notes. Not emails; written notes. No one says thank-you anymore. It will be remembered.



62. Ask for the purchase. Never forget that you are in sales.



63.  Market to the niches. Market to bartenders in Irish pubs for a Celtic
    or motorcycle shops for a heavy metal.  Try tattoo parlors, coffee
    shops, book stores, niche clothing shops.



64. Make
    your emails and web site useful to the reader.  Add info and links to
    things your audience might find interesting or useful that you have
    nothing to do with.



65. Share your best promo ideas
    and avenues of promotion with other stakeholders: bands, promoters,
    labels, publicists, and sponsors.



66. Share media lists with others highlighting things you think will work best for each project.



67. Sell a series or combo. This works for recorded music and live tickets.



68. Surprise people. Give them something for free that they did not expect.



69. Create and use banners.  Don’t have time or $ for Kinkos? Try Avery Banner Maker.



70. Trade others occasionally for targeted email lists, but don’t overuse them.



71. Hire or befriend a geek who will help you keep up on new technologies and internet promo opportunities.



72. Partner with a charity. Build good will and get more free media.  Maybe you're giving a small % or maybe it’s auctioning off or selling the seats on stage or tickets to the sound check.



73. Consider unusual places on the internet like Craigslist, sBay and StubHub as promotional tools…Try selling tickets and other stuff there.



74. Musicians want to be actors and actors and athletes want to be musicians.  Think about how you can cross promote so everyone wins.



75. Always make available a hi-resolution color photo available for easy download and you’ll get much better placement in print Sunday editions and calendar sections.



76. Some fans travel so try cross–promoting with another show (by the same band or just a similar band) in another city 50 or 100 miles away.



77. Create a special “Insider” email list fof a few fans, key media, tastemakers and bloggers for pre-announcements who love to know things first…and like to tell others.



78. If the there is going to be a meet and greet after show make sure that it's advertised. Fans always want a chance to meet the musicians.



79. Consider offering a student discount or senior discount.



80. List all your tour dates online on Pollstar,  CelebrityAccess. MusicToday, Live Nation and elsewhere.  You never know where people will go looking for a show.



81. Work to make it easier and cheaper for fans to buy tickets online. There are always going to have to be some fees, but some services like InTicketing charge much smaller fees than Ticketmaster.



82. Find ways to your regular ticket buyers.



83. Enhance your gatekeeper status by creating your own free Pandora or  Last.FM “radio station” and linking to it from your site.



84. Create free custom Pandora or Last.FM for each concert event…”Get in the mood for the Al Green concert with this classic soul stream…”.  It’s a free way to make the concert an event and keep them talking about it to others.



85. Start a short term blog for every big show or series. Post when it goes it go on sale, when an opener is added, when the front rows are sold out, news about the bands, everything.Link to it from our wen site.



86. Produce and sponsor a cable access show.



87. Utilize free interns. Try to make sure they are getting college credit so they are motivated to work.



88. Use cell text messaging to communicate instantly.  Try Nightlifetexting.com or Google to find other companies.



89. Flyer - It’s the cheapest form of advertising. Clubflyers.com even offers free flyers every month or a try local printer.



90. A good flyer promotes more than one show and is also worth of being hung as a mini poster.



91. Flyer someone else’s show in a related genre.



92. Make sure all important info is on the front page of your site: new gigs, news, latest photos/songs/videos, etc. Make it easy as possible for fans to see the site is update and to get to stuff quickly.



93. Make sure everywhere you are mentioned (club listings, others bands you are playing with, etc) links back to your site.  If they aren't linking, ask.



94. Encourage fans to "tag" you and your content on other sites like flickr, blogs, etc. Then aggregate that data on your site.



95. Do the same using recommendation sites like Digg and Stumble. See example links at the bottom of every Hypebot post.



96. As Tip #7 stated, email lists should be your new religion. A few sites like scriggleit.com offer free mailing list and text messaging solutions. There's no excuse.



97. Finding the time to keep up with all of this is hard but essential. Take advantage of new free services that offer the ability to manage content across platforms: > Nimbit enables mp3, CD, ticket and merchandise sales on MySpace, Facebook and elsewhere from a single integrated widget. > ReverbNation provides email sign-up, street teams and web promotion tools. A new addition allows multi-artist tracking. > iLike has made its fan communication and community building tools instantly compatible on both its site and Facebook and provides tracking tools and stats.



98. If you hear about a good promo idea, go online and research it RIGHT NOW. Try it before it becomes over used. You can drop it if it doesn't work.



99. Up your promotion Karma. If you try something and it's a hit, tell others. Then they will be more likely to share ideas with you.



100. Read Hypebot regularly. We'll help you keep on top of what's hot in music marketing.

03-02-2009

Ahhh, Circuit City. Where service is state of the art! The chain of electronics retailers -- currently liquidating at a furious rate -- will be all but defunct as of Sunday, March 8. The "bulk" of the stores still left open are targeting this as their last day.
Although the chain very nearly ruined one of my favorite songs (The Cars' "Just What I Needed") by employing it as their jingle, I have a soft spot in my heart for the red-themed Big Box location. I frequented it long before Best Buy Co., Inc. (NYSE: BBY) was in my world, I bought my first laptop there, and it was my CD shopping destination of choice in the late 1990s. Thank you, Circuit City employees, for never laughing at my purchase of the latest from NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, Mandy Moore, or others.So, for the remaining few days, you can traipse through the skeletal shelves of your neighborhood Circuit City, reflecting on times past, scooping up a copy of American ! Pie for six bucks, or hoping that big-ticket item is still waiting for you at 70% off. Many stores are even selling their industrial shelving equipment. After all, everything must go.
Meanwhile, Best Buy stands alone, but does it matter? Last week, Brian White asked whether Best Buy will surge to renewed prominence with its last true competitor in the dust, or if it will continue to suffer at the hands of Amazon.com, Inc. (NASDAQ: AMZN) and Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. (NYSE: WMT).
Beth Gaston Moon works for WeSeed.com, "The stock market for the rest of us." The above comments are not intended as trading or investment advice.